My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.
i’m 3 seconds away from becoming a Satanist whoops
Those are the more respectable aspects of the religion, but it’s not that simple.
Satanism is dependent on a person’s perspective. For some, it permits theft and extreme violence in certain occasions (i.e. the Eleventh Satanic Rule: “When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they don’t stop, destroy them.”) Also, the Fifth Satanic Rule is to not make a sexual advance unless given the mating signal. It doesn’t specifically say “unless you are given consent”.